People think I'm full of myself. Truth is, I'm just full of shit.

I rant.. a lot.

I mean, I ranted a lot before, but these days... it's just ridiculous.

I get easily pissed off by the littlest of things. And Obi is the one who suffers. Well.. he and the many blogs I keep to keep my hidden thoughts from other people who might be reading my blog. Funny, right? Not really.

Something's seriously wrong with me. Blah!

Oh, yeah, btw, the reconstruction is probably not going to happen anymore. As you can see, nothing has changed since I last got here. Just the banner. So... yun!

Since I'm so emo, and you guys aren't. I'll leave you with this pretty picture.

forgive my website, it is currently overhauling itself. with a little help from me and obi. haha.

galing kay Benjo

Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka niya.”  -- onga. sa maikli't madali, wag kang paasa
Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba.” -- agree!
Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang.”
Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na.” -- onga. wag sakim.
Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin.” -- ang hirap lang dito, paano pag ayaw mo talaga mag-hagdan?
Kung maghihintay ka ng lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo… Dapat lumandi ka din.” -- korek. wag nang mahiya.
Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang.” -- hahaha
Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa.” -- bat mo pa nga naman kasi ipipilit pag ayawan na?
Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka… Kaya quits lang.” -- amen!
Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una.” -- e paano pag temporary insanity lang?
Hindi porke’t madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa.”
Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totoong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka.” -- potah. pandesal? hahahaha.
Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority.” -- aray o!
Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili niya.”
Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo.”
Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala.” -- heheeh. makakatikim ako ng sermon ke obi dahil sa linyang to.
Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan.” -- korech!
Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lang yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!” -- hindeh!! i blame my body organs!!! hahahaha.
Pakawalan mo yung mga bagay na nakakasakit sa iyo kahit na pinasasaya ka nito. Wag mong hintayin ang araw na sakit na lang ang nararamdaman mo at iniwan ka na ng kasiyahan mo.” - e paano yun, masaya ka nga kahit nahuhurt ka? masokista?
Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang mga taong malalapit sa iyo. Gamitin ang utak para alagaan ang sarili mo.”
Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal… nakakatakot mahulog… at kapag nahulog ka, it’s either by accident or talagang tanga ka. Kaya please lang tama na magising kana wag ng magpakatanga, okay? -- paano mo malalaman kung nahulog ka lang by accident o natanga ka lang?

Kayo friends? Anong mase-say nyo tungkol sa mga linyang ito?

A friend of mine needed help spreading the word about this new music directory site. If you're in a band or have friends that have a band who want to be listed, this site would be a rather great place to start getting to know people who might need your band for any and every event.

When asked why people should register with them.. musikko.com owners say...

"Musikko is a retardedly ambitious website that hopes to list and connect as many individuals and companies in supporting the local music industry!"

Now isn't that great? This isn't the first site to want to create a music directory in hopes of connecting music lovers and supporters together, but hopefully this one will work.

So yeah, I'm helping a friend out. Hopefully, this serves its little purpose in helping the music industry. Walalang, sign up narin kayo. Haha.

Actually, I don't. It's just that one time when we were hanging out at Martin's house, Bruce and I came across this rather funny looking monster in one of the Nickelodeon shows. The show was Yo Gabba Gabba! Something about five friendly monsters, whatever!

So upon seeing one of the monsters, Bruce and I just laughed out loud. God, how could someone make a character for a kid's show look so much like an effin' dildo? Eto ha..

Una, the dang monster is shaped like a dildo. It has a phallus-y shape and it has bumps all over it. For more texture, I guess?

Pangalawa, penises are sometimes referred to as one-eyed snakes. This monster had one eye.
Potah!! Hahahaha. Need proof? Here...

Gets nyo ba kung bat kami natawa ni Bruce nung nakita namin to? O kaming dalawa lang yun? Hahahaha. Even Obi agrees that this is just wrong! Wahahahaha.

So I got this image from an online store that sells the Yo Gabba Gabba toys. I couldn't help but laugh out loud after reading a note from the sellers.

"Yo Gabba Gabba! toys are intended for gentle play only. If you love them too hard, small parts may break off. Safe for ages 3 and up."

Why, do you think someone might get "rough" with the doll and stuff? Wahehehe. If you don't believe what I say about that note being included in the site, go here and find out for yourself.

You can just imagine what happens when a woman gets her period. Haha.

I saw a lot of interesting things along the way while walking to work.

Most of them were the usual stuff I pick on and criticize.

It's just that...

I forgot.

I am officially the fail!!!

ooohh.. I remembered one thing.

Have you noticed the yellow banners that hang on the posts along Ayala Ave. that says I am Ninoy?

Is it just me, or did the combination of all those face portions make the person in the poster look like Elijah wood in Ninoy Aquino glasses?

Tell me, is it just me? Do you see it too? weh. OA na sa pagtatanong.

By the way, just some update.. my glasses broke.

Pakshet!
Now I no longer have a mask to use to hide my never-going-away-ever eyebags.

Again, pakshet!

Anywho, I should start working.

And yeah, one last thing. My cellphone decided it wanted to stay home so I don't have it with me now. anudaw?

Whattagenius!

Look! Monkey!